The most brutal and exhilarating comedy bootcamp in Grandomastery: you are handed three minutes from stage time and just discovered your entire set is made of the worst, most painfully unfunny jokes ever written (dad puns, 2009 memes, corporate ice-breakers). In exactly 15 minutes you must: take 5–7 of these dead jokes, completely rebuild them through wild exaggeration, absurd escalation, and unexpected punchlines, and deliver a tight 3–5-minute spoken stand-up bit that leave

The fastest wit-sharpening game in Grandomastery: a completely absurd, Markov-generated “proverb” appears (e.g., “Many microwaves spoil the soup”, “A rolling donut gathers no holes”, “He who laughs last probably misunderstood the instructions”). In 4–6 minutes you must deliver a deadpan, brilliant spoken explanation (or written mini-essay) that: treats the nonsense as ancient wisdom, uncovers a hilariously profound second meaning, lands a perfect bisociative punchline, and ma