Scenario:
You are asked to create a new simile, making it either humorous, witty, or absurd, and then relate a story to illustrate it.

Task:
Create a new simile and think of a story that connects to it.

Instructions:

1. Craft a new simile (it can be funny, witty, or absurd).

2. Think of a story that is connected to this simile.

3. Share the simile and the story behind it.