The most gleefully corporate-absurd Grandomastery scenario: you have just been appointed co-CEO of a major tech unicorn whose legendary founder renamed all 12 months after classic IT buzzwords (January = Clouduary, March = Agilearch, etc.). Now, to signal your visionary leadership by re-rebranding the entire calendar using only the hottest 2025–2026 buzzwords (Web3tober, Quantuary, AImpact, Metaversember…). Then, pitch a jaw-dropping, once-in-a-lifetime surprise company-wide