The most electrifying poetry-performance challenge in Grandomastery: a rare, often forgotten poem appears in vintage yellowed-page aesthetic. Simultaneously, a completely random performative constraint is imposed (e.g., “read as a 1940s radio newsreader”, “as a bored Martian scientist”, “as a Shakespearean actor who just drank three espressos”, “as a sleepy Southern preacher”). In 5–8 minutes you must deliver a flawless, fully embodied spoken recitation that: preserves every