The most addictive career-fantasy drill in Grandomastery: you are suddenly a world-renowned practitioner of a highly unusual trade (e.g., professional queue placeholder in Tokyo, luxury iceberg sculptor, competitive snail trainer, ethical hacker of smart toasters). A journalist from Monocle/Vice/Wired is interviewing you for a glossy feature. In 10–12 minutes you must deliver a confident, charismatic spoken monologue (or written interview transcript) that: vividly describes a