The sharpest, fastest metaphor workout in Grandomastery: a tired cliché appears (“as busy as a bee”, “as cool as a cucumber”, “as old as the hills”). In exactly 90–120 seconds you must invent and deliver three brand-new, jaw-droppingly fresh, humorous similes that are: 100 % original, instantly vivid, emotionally accurate, and so much better than the original that everyone forgets the cliché ever existed. Example prompt: “as nervous as…” Your answer: “as nervous as a vegan at

Unlock elite-level abstract thinking and philosophical fluency with this signature Grandomastery challenge. Two completely unrelated abstract nouns (e.g., “regret” vs. “velocity”, “silence” vs. “debt”, “nostalgia” vs. “entropy”) are randomly paired at random. Your mission: discover surprising, deep, and often poetic connections between them, then express those insights through sophisticated analogy, metaphor, and personal storytelling – as if delivering a TED-level reflection