The fastest wit-sharpening game in Grandomastery: a completely absurd, Markov-generated “proverb” appears (e.g., “Many microwaves spoil the soup”, “A rolling donut gathers no holes”, “He who laughs last probably misunderstood the instructions”). In 4–6 minutes you must deliver a deadpan, brilliant spoken explanation (or written mini-essay) that: treats the nonsense as ancient wisdom, uncovers a hilariously profound second meaning, lands a perfect bisociative punchline, and ma

The wittiest wordplay challenge in the entire Grandomastery collection: you receive one chaotic word-bank containing all the scrambled words from four classic proverbs (e.g., “bird hand two bush worth in the a”). In 10–12 minutes you must: completely re-group the exact same words into four brand-new, grammatically perfect, semantically perfect, and hilariously wise-sounding proverbs that have never existed before. The result is a set of four sparkling pseudo-ancient sayings t