The fastest wit-sharpening game in Grandomastery: a completely absurd, Markov-generated “proverb” appears (e.g., “Many microwaves spoil the soup”, “A rolling donut gathers no holes”, “He who laughs last probably misunderstood the instructions”). In 4–6 minutes you must deliver a deadpan, brilliant spoken explanation (or written mini-essay) that: treats the nonsense as ancient wisdom, uncovers a hilariously profound second meaning, lands a perfect bisociative punchline, and ma