The wildest speculative-comedy challenge in Grandomastery: humanity is still plagued by one stubborn social atavism (e.g., “compulsive small-talk about weather”, “status-signalling through lawn care”, “ritual gift-giving anxiety”). You are given two malfunctioning alien gadgets designed to eradicate it forever. Both devices are hilariously broken in opposite ways. In 12–18 minutes you must deliver a brilliant spoken presentation (or written report) that: diagnoses the atavism