The most gleefully corporate-absurd Grandomastery scenario: you have just been appointed co-CEO of a major tech unicorn whose legendary founder renamed all 12 months after classic IT buzzwords (January = Clouduary, March = Agilearch, etc.). Now, to signal your visionary leadership by re-rebranding the entire calendar using only the hottest 2025–2026 buzzwords (Web3tober, Quantuary, AImpact, Metaversember…). Then, pitch a jaw-dropping, once-in-a-lifetime surprise company-wide

The ultimate future-of-tech pitch challenge: two wildly different yet secretly complementary AI startups are randomly generated (names always containing “AI”). You have 8–12 minutes to simultaneously decode and passionately explain each startup name (e.g., “ChaintainAI” + “FreelAI”), invent their groundbreaking concepts, reveal their hidden synergy, and deliver a flawless joint-pitch to imaginary VCs begging for combined investment. Mandatory rule: sprinkle sophisticated “AI”