The most mind-bending linguistic oracle in Grandomastery: your fictional “nooscope” (a device that pierces the veil of time) spits out one cryptic, perfectly formed two-word prophecy for humanity exactly 100 years from now. In 10–12 minutes you must: perform a live morphological autopsy using every prefix, root, and suffix, decode its literal and metaphorical meanings, and deliver a gripping 2–3-minute spoken prophecy (or written manifesto) explaining how this future society

You have just been appointed Tourism Minister of a brand-new sovereign nation. To put it instantly on the world map, you must fuse two completely ordinary, randomly selected elements (e.g., “abandoned salt mine + vintage tram system” or “cloud forest + Soviet bus stop”) into one breathtaking, instantly iconic landmark that screams national identity and begs to be Instagrammed. In 12–18 minutes you deliver a passionate ministerial speech (or written proposal) that: names the l