The fastest, most dangerous branding game in Grandomastery: a struggling company (randomly chosen – e.g., a funeral parlour, a tax-accounting firm, a sewage-treatment plant, a bankruptcy lawyer) desperately needs a complete rebrand. You are given a chaotic word-magnet board of 30–40 random nouns, verbs, adjectives, and corporate buzzwords. In exactly 5 minutes you must assemble and deliver 3–5 short, punchy slogans that are: are hilarious, outrageous, or borderline scandalous