The most viciously clever advertising prank in Grandomastery: your mortal business rival has just unveiled their shiny new storefront sign. You are a rogue copywriter with exactly 2 minutes and the power to silently remove or rearrange any letters you want. Your mission: transform their proud brand name into a devastating, laugh-out-loud accurate insult that reveals the hidden truth about their terrible company, while still looking like a perfectly innocent sign. Example: “PR

The fastest, most dangerous branding game in Grandomastery: a struggling company (randomly chosen – e.g., a funeral parlour, a tax-accounting firm, a sewage-treatment plant, a bankruptcy lawyer) desperately needs a complete rebrand. You are given a chaotic word-magnet board of 30–40 random nouns, verbs, adjectives, and corporate buzzwords. In exactly 5 minutes you must assemble and deliver 3–5 short, punchy slogans that are: are hilarious, outrageous, or borderline scandalous