The deepest identity-metaphor exercise in Grandomastery: one completely ordinary object appears (paperclip, rubber band, light bulb, teacup, metro ticket…). You have 8–12 minutes to deliver a fluent, philosophically rich spoken monologue (or written reflection) that convincingly proves “I am this object” – not through lazy clichés (“I’m a teapot – short and stout”), but by exploring the object’s hidden agency, its process, function, and non-human perspective (Speculative Real