You have just been appointed Tourism Minister of a brand-new sovereign nation. To put it instantly on the world map, you must fuse two completely ordinary, randomly selected elements (e.g., “abandoned salt mine + vintage tram system” or “cloud forest + Soviet bus stop”) into one breathtaking, instantly iconic landmark that screams national identity and begs to be Instagrammed. In 12–18 minutes you deliver a passionate ministerial speech (or written proposal) that: names the l