The most intimate and philosophically charged Grandomastery ritual: a virtual mystery box opens to reveal 9–10 completely random everyday objects (a bent paperclip, a single sock, a foreign coin, a dried flower, a broken watch…). Each object is declared to secretly represent one defining aspect of your life. In 15–20 minutes you must: reveal them one by one, instantly assign each a profound personal meaning, and weave everything into one seamless 2–3-minute spoken monologue (