The deepest identity-metaphor exercise in Grandomastery: one completely ordinary object appears (paperclip, rubber band, light bulb, teacup, metro ticket…). You have 8–12 minutes to deliver a fluent, philosophically rich spoken monologue (or written reflection) that convincingly proves “I am this object” – not through lazy clichés (“I’m a teapot – short and stout”), but by exploring the object’s hidden agency, its process, function, and non-human perspective (Speculative Real

The most mind-bending linguistic oracle in Grandomastery: your fictional “nooscope” (a device that pierces the veil of time) spits out one cryptic, perfectly formed two-word prophecy for humanity exactly 100 years from now. In 10–12 minutes you must: perform a live morphological autopsy using every prefix, root, and suffix, decode its literal and metaphorical meanings, and deliver a gripping 2–3-minute spoken prophecy (or written manifesto) explaining how this future society

The most intimate and philosophically charged Grandomastery ritual: a virtual mystery box opens to reveal 9–10 completely random everyday objects (a bent paperclip, a single sock, a foreign coin, a dried flower, a broken watch…). Each object is declared to secretly represent one defining aspect of your life. In 15–20 minutes you must: reveal them one by one, instantly assign each a profound personal meaning, and weave everything into one seamless 2–3-minute spoken monologue (