The fastest wit-sharpening game in Grandomastery: a completely absurd, Markov-generated “proverb” appears (e.g., “Many microwaves spoil the soup”, “A rolling donut gathers no holes”, “He who laughs last probably misunderstood the instructions”). In 4–6 minutes you must deliver a deadpan, brilliant spoken explanation (or written mini-essay) that: treats the nonsense as ancient wisdom, uncovers a hilariously profound second meaning, lands a perfect bisociative punchline, and ma

The most high-pressure crown jewel of Grandomastery speaking drills: the scheduled host of a prestigious live TV/internet roundtable has vanished minutes before air. You (alone or in a small editorial team) must instantly: choose a provocative, timely topic, write and deliver a flawless 4–6-minute opening monologue that replaces the missing host, hook the invisible studio audience and phantom expert guests, set up three burning sub-questions, and hand over to the non-existent

The most sophisticated topic-pivot drill ever designed for advanced speakers: two completely unrelated, globally sourced, high-level questions appear simultaneously (e.g., “How important is silence in modern relationships?” + “Should governments subsidise space tourism?”). You have exactly 15 minutes to deliver one seamless, brilliant spoken monologue (or written response) that: answers both questions fully, discovers a surprising, profound connection between them, weaves per